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The Baron and The Baroness

from Teamwork by Phileas

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The Baron & The Baroness
The Baron & the Baroness
Don’t care who you are
Their world’s a different world
Of glitter & fancy cars
If they need your services
They’ll call
So please don’t ring this number again
We keep it open for emergencies
Because the Baron & the Baroness
Left specific instructions
There will be no admittance
No matter what the reason
Plague & death & destruction
Will never open that door
Until the dog needs to empty its bladder
These are very important people
And the man may call you
In the middle of the night
Just to talk to your answer machine
And tell it your services won’t be required
We regret the inconvenience
May your downfall be painless
As the bank repossesses your life
Welcome to the scrap heap
The rain eats through the tarmac
And the wind blows from the west
But all’s well in the world
For the Baron & the Baroness
Because the Baron & the Baroness
May later require your head
One day you’re a superstar
The next you’re hung drawn & quartered
While he’s out fucking the unions
She’s giving birth to the babies
There may be trouble on the horizon
But nothing a bribe won’t fix

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from Teamwork, released December 1, 2005

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